When you want things to sound as good as they look, go to the bullpen.

Witty, straight-forward, all-business, no-nonsense, sarcastic, sentimental, passionate, kooky … freelance relief writer Bill Zahren has the arsenal of copy pitches that deliver your messages in memorable ways that cause action.

During 30 years as a professional writer, Bill has written every form of marketing material you can think of including ads, brochures, video and radio scripts, annual reports, all things digital, short and long editorial, even fiction and non-fiction books.

So when you’ve had enough of flaccid, uninspiring, vanilla copy — or your writing staff is overrun and overwrought — call your copy bullpen for someone who can bring the heat: Relief Writer.